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Outlaw · Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:08 pm Post subject: A man walking

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you
have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources and spoil the life of underwater
creatures and plants.
I can do it in a jiffy, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify
me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that
I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, What she's
thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly
Happy."

The Lord replied, "Do you want 4 or 6 lanes on that f**king bridge?"
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