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smudger Guvernor
Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1066 Location: The Wirral; the bit of land between the Mersey and the Dee
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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject: It's a cracker |
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life! Between the legs of me wife!'
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.'
She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?'
John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.'
'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.' _________________
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Browney Inspector
Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 249 Location: Up My Own Arse
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lmao _________________
The Wind Is My Enemy... |
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alan w Sargeant
Joined: 30 Sep 2008 Posts: 87 Location: weston super mare
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_________________ You will never get me riding one of them twisty and goee thingies |
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Bunter Inspector
Joined: 31 Aug 2008 Posts: 160 Location: Chelmsford.
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_________________ GTS 250+PX 200+Dragster & Runner 180+ Hexagon 125+Hexaphoon project.
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big-7-baz Inspector
Joined: 04 Jul 2008 Posts: 177
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_________________ big-7-s.c. [rally division] Darkside. |
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ROD THE RED Inspector
Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 141 Location: ABERDEEN
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