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Outlaw Inspector
Joined: 16 May 2007 Posts: 452 Location: Sitting at the Rugby Club Bar
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:07 pm Post subject: THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE |
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose
given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, One stone finally cracked and
said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
'Good morning, Onestone.' He jumped up, grabbed her and took
her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all
night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died
from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until
a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story???...
OH, come on .. take a guess! Think about it!
(You're going to love this!) And the moral is ...................................................................................................
You can't kill two birds with one stone! _________________ Whats a Clutch !!!! |
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ROD THE RED Inspector
Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Posts: 141 Location: ABERDEEN
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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Should have seen that coming |
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