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Maver Site Admin
Joined: 14 May 2007 Posts: 2193 Location: naaaaaarfolk we drive tractors and talk loike PIRATES
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: Finish.......... |
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A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, 'So, you finish?' She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed.
This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks,
You finish?'
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, 'No.'
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, 'No, I'm Norwegian.' _________________
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Browney Inspector
Joined: 12 Sep 2008 Posts: 249 Location: Up My Own Arse
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Bunter Inspector
Joined: 31 Aug 2008 Posts: 160 Location: Chelmsford.
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_________________ GTS 250+PX 200+Dragster & Runner 180+ Hexagon 125+Hexaphoon project.
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el hombre nuclear troop
Joined: 19 Nov 2008 Posts: 44 Location: other side of the channel
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smudger Guvernor
Joined: 07 Oct 2007 Posts: 1066 Location: The Wirral; the bit of land between the Mersey and the Dee
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big al Sargeant
Joined: 01 Oct 2007 Posts: 56 Location: sunny lancing
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_________________ NORWICH BROADSMEN . SC DARKSIDE . SC / rally division |
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big-7-baz Inspector
Joined: 04 Jul 2008 Posts: 177
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_________________ big-7-s.c. [rally division] Darkside. |
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jetex Inspector
Joined: 01 Mar 2008 Posts: 485 Location: Liverpool
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