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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man
drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen
haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')
The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'
The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'
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ahhh....it's nice to have a chuckle with my morning coffee...thank you 
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